Needs Halp Bad

So Brit Husmann walks into 2nd period today completely decked in homeless attire. She seriously went all out, and I honestly don't know who can top her. So I'm going to take this opportunity to elaborate on the contents of the cart that she has transformed into her home away from home.

So we've got your obvious cardboard sign, saying "need halp bad" in excellent grammatical form. On her person shes got two different shoes, one tall sock, a beanie, and two huge jackets. Plaid is a given. On the outside of the cart, there's a plastic bag tied to one side and running shoes tied to the other. Other accessories include a broken trumpet, a water bottle in a brown paper bag, an umbrella, a blanket and two bags. She's completely loaded.

I'm impressed. This is what spirit week is all about. Sort of. Now all she needs to do is walk around all day growling at people/blowing on the broken trumpet to warn people to get out of her way, mumbling to herself and that will complete that which is referred to as Hobo Day.
Oh wait here she comes...back into the room...with dirt covering her face. And has just discovered ants on the cardboard signs. This is dedication, folks.