65 more days

until GRADUATION! Today we got our cap and gowns, and it is unreal on how fast this year has gone by and how it will go by even faster. I can't wait until AP tests are over, because it's going to be so much more relaxing and I can just not worry about anything and be done lol.

Final Four March Madness

All I have to say is that this year's final four is SO unexpected that it completely befuddles me!

I have never even heard of VCU?? How did Kansas, a previous NCAA Champion, lose to this small and unheard of school??? My picks for the championship game was Kansas and OSU but they failed to impress me!

Butler is another cinderella story who pulled out a win against FLorida! I mean the Gators beat Jimmer Fredette's BYU team but couldn't pull up with a victory against Butler?? Crazy? I think so.

The only team that didn't surprise me completely by making it to the FInal Four was UCONN. I watched their game against Arizona and commend for their talent both underneath the basket as well as outside shooters (Walker). Kentucky... well I'm not sure about them because I didn't watch them but they did beat OSU (one of my choices for Finals). We will see how they fare against UCONN.

Overall, a baffling FInal Four filled with so many cinderella stories it makes me rethink the existence of Fairy Godmothers and glass slippers.

Can't wait to see them Houston.

Anyone Else Allergic to Spring?

I love spring, especially now since the rain has finally ended. It's so beautiful, but with the rain gone, pollen is free to mix with the air and screw up my sinuses. The odd thing is, I've never had a problem with allergies in my hometown, I guess redwood trees and ferns are kinder plants. I don't really want to take any medication for it because I don't think it's that serious, and I really don't want to be drowsy... But the way I sneeze is so ridiculous, maybe dozing off in class would be worth avoiding making a fool of myself? I don't know..

Time flies by

The other day I had an epiphany: I am seventeen years old. When did that happen? Technically, it happened on my birthday about a month an a half ago but I'm talking figuratively here. Seventeen used to seem so old to me. I always dreamed of high school, the taking the SATs, and going to prom and all of a sudden have I experienced all of those things. Lately, I have been reminiscing with my friends a lot. Natalie and I were watching a video we made from our East Coast Trip in eighth grade and watching it made us realize how much everyone has grown up since then (and how annoying we used to be back in the day). Then, on Friday, Holly and I must have spent a good 3 to 4 hours Youtubing our favorite TV shows growing up and obnoxiously singing the theme songs. All of these things have made me realize that I need to appreciate everyday because before I know it I will be off at college, looking back on high school (and probably thinking about how annoying I was then).

Is an empty desk a sign of an empty mind?

People have very divisive opinions when it comes to the cleanliness of desks. Some say a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, others say it is healthy.

This is my desk. It's a bit hectic, but I like having everything where I can access it. It doesn't really fit in with the rest of my room, which I generally keep in a state of cleanliness that approaches neurosis.

My only concerns about my desk are that it will collapse under the weight of the books or that I'll be crushed if there is ever an earthquake.

Leaving Early

I have very mixed emotions about graduating early. I mean, I don't know, it just all seems so sudden now that it is almost April. At the time I made the decision to graduate early, I was having a really horrible year and I was half crazy and it seemed like a great idea at the time, but now I'm questioning it.

I was thinking about it last night while I was lying in bed and couldn't decide if I had made a good decision or not. I mean, on the good side, I get to leave early, there's no more classes, I'll get out of college earlier, I essentially graduated doing half the amount of normal work I would do if I didn't. But, on the bad side, I won't have any good friends going to Sierra with me and I don't even have anyone to walk with across the stage. I don't even want to go to graduation because I won't know anyone there.

I don't know. I mean, if I had the chance to go back and change it, I wouldn't because a lot of good things have actually come out of it. We'll see. I don't know I probably never will. Lol. I wish I had another starbucks right now.

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A lot of pressure

i tend to get stressed out thinking about how much work i have to do. and in two weeks for two weeks it is going to be miserable! i will have track for two hours after school or more then i will have cheer try-outs for three hours after that. Even though it may be two weeks away im still stressing out about how im going to have time to eat, get homework done, and sleep. hopefully if i can focus ill get everything done :)

Wooooohoooooo.

I have good news and bad news...

Good news - I got to spend a week with my bestest friend and didn't have to go to school! We had so much fun and I miss her so so much. Hopefully I'll see her this summer.

Bad news - I have 2 tests to do and 2 to retake. And I have to turn in loads of homework that I had to do while I took the week off. I just feel like there is a pile of homework sitting in my binder and I need to get rid of it!

Other good news - SPRING BREAK IS COMING SOON! :)

NCAA

Ok is it just me or has the NCAA tournament sucked this year? No St. Mary's was hard enough for me i almost cried, but then Notre Dame my other favortie team got ripped in the second round by a 10 seed! It's been horrible i know that these days anyone can beat anyone and its great for the game, but its horrible for when your a fan of a team that you expect to big things. Yet again ND has gotten knocked out in the first two rounds, and has no sweet 16 appearance since 2003. And then St. Mary's, bothered by not making the tourney and tired from the long season dropped their first round NIT team game at home! The season just needs to end. I guess i'll jump on the bandwagon of BYU just so i can watch the tourney but next year ND and SMC are coming back with a vengeance.

Merh

HAPPY SPRING! I wish it felt like it. I'm sick of this rain. It is officially spring and I have not yet worn a pair of flip flops or came to school in anything other than jeans or sweats. Everything's coming so fast though. There's only two and a half more months left until SUMMER and I'm kinda freaking out. We just picked our classes and the fact that my last year of high school is just around the bend is so exciting. AP tests and the dance show are coming up insanely soon. I'm looking forward to bundles of stress. I have such terrible senioritis already. I can't focus as well as I had been. And to be honest I really don't know where I was going with this blog. Hence the merh title. Because I've been making that noise all morning. WHOEVER IS PLAYING THAT FRIDAY SONG, IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED IF IT WAS SILENCED. Everyone's obsessed. Who sings a song about choosing where to sit when there is obviously only one spot open??? So anyways. I guess there hasn't really been a point to this. Except that I wish it was summer / it was a year from now. MERH.

Stressed

These past two weeks have been nothing but stressful. First, the third quarter is coming to a close so that means lots of catching up on stuff that I haven't done for the last quarter. I have to admit I have been pretty lazy this quarter and definitely focused more on the social aspect of school rather than the academic part.
Next, people decided to be dramatic and cause a lot of problems to add to my last week of the quarter stress. This has been a big problem for me for the last week or so. Definitely not helping me catch up on my schoolwork.
Lastly, Sadies is coming up and I haven't even thought about it yet. I have no idea who I am going to ask or how I am going to ask them. Great more stress.
I decided that the only way for the stress to end is spring break.

Appreciate the little things

As cliche as it is, here goes my list:

1. Accents-beautiful music to my ears; oh my goodness
2. Dreaming in Spanish or French (both are muchhhh prettier than English I think)
3. The fact my foreign exchange student is coming back this summer! Yay!! :)
4. The mini cute greeting cards I gave my friends for no particular reason yesterday
5. The smell of rain after swim practice
6. The feeling of being sore and tired after a hard swim practice
7. The click-clackety noise my new sandals make against the cement
8. The mental telepathy between my friends and I
9. Handwritten letters
10. The warmth of crisp lemon tea
11. The jokes/stories teachers tell you in class as a mental break from a lesson
12. Good morning texts
13. The greeting I get from my terrier when I get home every day
14. Seeing my terrier "break dance" after I give him a bath lol
15. a beautiful piece of art
16. typing like this: sldkfjslfkjsldfjsdlfjsdf :)
17. runner's high
18. inspirational quotes
19. the feeling of when something "clicks" in class
20. clever puns

ah, refreshed.

Good luck next year

This has just been the most stressful year school-wise. So I decided to take it a little bit easier next year. Anatomy, regular English, AP Econ, AP Calc BC, Journalism IV and French IV H. I feel like it is the perfect mix of challenging classes with easier, more laid back classes, so I'm hoping next year will be a breather for me. But I just don't understand how people are taking 4, 5, 6 APS next year! What are you thinking?!? It is your senior year! Sorry, but your last year of high school is going to be hell on Earth, so GOOD LUCK! Think twice about putting all that stress on yourself. College acceptance is not all about how many APs you can cram into your schedule, it's about GPA, personal statements, letters of recommendations, extracurriculars, work experience, and community service. Keep in mind that you were warned.

MUSIC.

For the past couple of weeks, I can't count how many times I've been on facebook and seen far too many music links to some Wiz Khalifa, mainstream crap, hipster music (possibly the biggest culprit of all), and most recently, that horrible "Friday" song that just sounds like some five year old singing about fried eggs.

So I went through my iTunes library, discovered that a lot of my music was stuff that had built up over the years and I'm no really a fan of anymore, but struck gold. Classical music.

Call me ancient, but that stuff is magic. I've been a piano student for eight years, which has made me realize the true quality that is classical music. I sat at my desk, doing my calculus music, listeing to the "1812 Overture" serenade me in the background. That has possibly been the most peaceful I've been while doing homework in quite a long time.

In fact, that sounds like the perfect end to my Friday. Instead of posting yet another status about Rebecca Black and her unbelievabe indecision to choose a seat, I might just cruise around with some friends in my car and tell them all to just roll down the windows (well, depending on if it's raining or not) and listen to some classical music.

Don't Read this Blog Post

According to Wikipedia, Rebecca Black's Friday came out last Monday. Which means that for the first time ever, I knew about a pop song within two months of it coming out. Since I can't stand most of what comes out, I don't keep track of what Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber are releasing. But I know pretty much all there is to know about Rebecca Black. Why?
Because of posts like this one. I was wondering what everyone was complaining about on Facebook, so I Googled it. I was not let down in my expectations of failure. 3 minutes of my life down the drain.
What was interesting though was that 10 million others had fallen into the same trap. So now, thanks to the "power" of social networking, Black is famous, and probably rich off of all of the ads people have to sit through on YouTube.
Moral of the Story: Don't google stuff you see on Facebook if everyone's complaining about it.

Sadie's

So today I'm asking my boyfriend to Sadie's, and for some reason I'm actually a little nervous. Why am I nervous you ask? Well I'm not exactly sure. It doesn't even make sense to me, its already implied that were going together, and I know he isn't going to say no, well because he's my boyfriend.

I think I'm just worried my whole plan is not going to work out, and turn into a disaster.

So anyway I'm going to try not to be nervous because I know there is no reason to be haha so hopefully everything goes well:)

Oldies and Boats

I'll start off here by saying this week has been stressful to say the least. Things just have been going wrong a lot for some reason. I have been awake until after midnight every night and I've been waking up at six to drag myself to school.

But yesterday when I got home from school we had a St. Patricks Day Party complete with corned beef and potatoes. And after pigging out on just about everything in my kitchen I didn't really feel the urge to study for math or anatomy or to do my english and psych homework. So something monumental happened.

I didn't do it.

And oh what a wonderful feeling it was. After an entire week of going to bed late to do homework and waking up early to do homework, I just didn't do it.

I spent the rest of the evening listening to my Golden Oldies Pandora station while I ripped the pages out of an old magazine to make little paper boats.

I actually ended up making twenty of them. They are ridiculously fun to make. If you haven't tried it you should. The other day in math I was folding my math homework into little paper hats and then Maggie Herlocker showed me how to turn them into little boats. And I have been obsessively making them for about a week now. So if you have any important papers just be sure to keep them away from me because I really will turn them into charming little boats.

And my only advise to you is that if you have a really terrible week then just take a night off and sit around listening to Bing Crosby croon "Don't Fence Me In" with the Andrews Sisters or Louis Armstrong rasp out "When You're Smiling".

It most definitely makes for a leisurely evening.

April 8th

"Sadie's? Who-zat?" was my inital reaction to being told that I had to get a date to Sadie's by my best friend. I decided that this year, I might get the guts to ask someone for reals. However, my aspirations were quickly shot down when my parents found out.

Mom: "You don't have to get a date."

Dad: "You don't even have to go."

Very encouraging. What is the point of Sadie's, anyway? In my opinion, it only serves to emphasize the fact that normally guys ask girls, and girls ask guys. Well, maybe not. But still.

If you haven't realized by now, pre-dance things are not my forte. Once I get there it's fun, but getting there is the issue...

So, to Sadie's or not to Sadie's?

This past week

This past week a lot has happened. The earthquake in Japan, the nuclear waste floating our way, the freakin rain, choosing classes, the end of the quarter and my inevitable scramble to make good grades for the quarter. The first thing my neighbor said to me about the earthquake was "your country got (insert word/phrase of choice)," and apparently the tsunami took out a nuclear power plant and now radioactive waste is floating our way. I have no clue how bad it will affect our health. Baseball has been rained out more than I can count this last week we haven't had a practice in days. This quarter is especially important to me because it determines whether or not I will be able to play baseball for the school this season. So that's the past week.

Prom

Memories to last a lifetime. I truly think that is what prom is all about. I feel lucky to have been able to attend junior prom twice, having fun both times! Dressing up, getting hair done, getting make up done, and, especially, spending quality time with friends are the most important things.

I also think that it is important to analyze prom at face value. It bound to not be a perfect night, but often the imperfections are what make it the most memorable! :) Thus, I am extremely excited for senior ball, and what the rest of the school year will bring.

"And it was all like, 'LIFE'...."

Once upon a time, there was a self-decribed "crazy kid" named Amanda Wong. She was interesting, but confusing to most people. However, she considered herself hardworking and determined- making up for all of her other flaws/quirks.

She was walking along one day, when a brick fell out of the sky and hit her on the head. It had a big word painted on it- "LIFE". Yes, she was literally hit on the head by life. As I said earlier, Amanda was very quirky. One of her qualities was that she was superstitious. Being a fool, she took this brick as a sign from the heavens that she should be doing something with her life. She ran quickly to a certain school's College and Career Center and decided to sign up for every scholarship and competition that she thought she could win. Why? No one knows. She just wanted to do something with her life.

(I really really hate forms right now. Even though I'm not applying to colleges yet, I get a constant flood of emails and letters. It's flattering, but I'm really sick of having to shred piles of letters every night. Really. And my email inbox? Don't even mention that. I'm so glad colleges can't/won't send messages to us through Facebook)

But 3 weeks later, Amanda decided she was suffering. She was sick of competitions and scholarships and colleges and life and stress. Luckily, all her forms were turned in and the stress was supposedly over. She, in a fit of rage against the system, decided that she was going to try to enjoy life from outside, not from her desk with all of her paperwork. This led to arguments with her parents over priorities and ended up with Amanda watching stupid movies and eating cookies and gaining weight and wondering if she was really fulfilling her life purpose or not.

It is now the day after that horrible loser lazy day, and Amanda has decided that she was better accustomed to overwork and stress. She is taking donations for a Washington D.C. convention that her parents have decided they are not paying for and is cosidering getting an internship or job for the summer.


Moral of the story? Life moves fast. Get a job.

Pokemon

This weekend my brother got Pokemon Black, and has been playing it nonstop. He told me how much he wanted to play it with me...and today I finally caved. I went and bought Pokemon White. I've played it a little since I got it, and I've got to admit...it is quite fun. So for all of you who used to play Pokemon, maybe it's time to give it another shot.

College Admissions...

This weekend I logged into all of the schools that I applied to for college. It is pretty disappointing and nerve-racking to see that my application is "In Review" or "Pending" for all of these schools. I wish they would just hurry up with it all. But...the good news is that mid-late March is when I will be finding out about all of these schools. The deadlines for the schools are just mid-late March, with the stipulation that it is usually the same day for all applicants. So I guess I will be that kid that waits to hear "OH MY GOD I GOT IN!!!!" from the other kids then I will head tentatively to my computer, login, and see whether the school gods/gurus decided whether I was "good enough" for them.

Non-Prom Night

Yesterday instead of going to prom, I went to an Indian themed party at Emily's house! We ate lots of good Indian food from Mehfil, a restaurant in Roseville. I'm pretty sure buttered chicken ranks up there as one of the best things I have ever tasted. I've forgotten the names of the food and probably would not be able to spell them anyhow but there was this one spinach dip-like spicyish thing which was amazing with naan. Jasmeen brought this chick pea soup-like thing which was delicious as well. I brought a very non-Indian fruit salad.

After eating yummy Indian foods, we watched some Indian movies. Basically all of them have a similar plot line: guy from lower social status likes girl, arranged marriage is involved, family wants to beat up guy etc. We watched a romantic one called 'Jab We Met' and this one guy was depressed then he met a girl, Geet, who was super talkative and turned his life around. He liked her, unfortunately she wanted to marry this dude, Anshuman, and her parents had a marriage arranged for her with this guy, Manjeet. Depressed guy runs away with Geet to find Anshuman, who rejects her, Geets family is furious 'cause they don't know where she is, then eventual happy ending. We didn't finish the whole thing but it was cute.

We also watched this other hilariously cheesy Indian movie. It was about this guy, Phem, known as the 'love guru' who was trying to help this other guy, Bhaskar, who wanted to marry this super rich famous lady, Priya, who was arranged to marry a British guy, Peter. Phem wanted to marry this journalist lady and had to get her son, Rohan to like him. A super short villain guy, Don, was involved too. Indian movies have the best wire and stunt work of all time hahaha. The movies were both in Punjabi with English subtitles so occasionally the authentic Indians, Jasmeen, Karman, Kainaat, would have to explain what was going on to us non-Indians. I found it funny though that in the movie the people would switch between Punjabi and English all the time. All the Bollywood numbers were classic, with tons of people joining in to dance along whenever someone randomly broke out into song. We were all wearing bangles and stick-on forehead jewelry things and Kainaat brought other Indian garb. Twas truly a fun time celebrating an awesome culture!

Random

So I was bored and looking on facebook and I came across this picture my friend Jaynard took. I really like it, it makes our school look nice. It looks more welcoming and doesn't look as old as it does in person lol. Just thought I'd share it :D

Trying to Think...

Whenever I sit here at the computer thinking of something interesting in my life to blog about, I always come up with nothing. I simply draw a complete blank.

Isn't that sad?
That I can't even think (or remember) one interesting thing that has happened to me over the course of 2-3 days??

I have come to the consensus that I am a dull person. Never thought of myself like that but if I can't think of something amazing that has happened to me in the past few days, then what am I actually doing with life?

I am subconciously wasting it away with all the other stressful crap (not literally) that fills it. Sounds simply pathetic. That's what I have been reduced to.

I now declare a late new year's resolution. I will (try) to do at least ONE interesting thing everyday. And what I mean by this is something that's out of the blue. Something "mind-boggling" if you will. Liven up my life a bit before I die a cynical bitter woman.

One of Man's Greatest Ideas

Pandora.

What more can I say. This internet radio has become apart of my everyday life. It's completely practical, accessible, and it plays the music that YOU want. Not like regular radio which plays the same song within 30 minutes. What has regular radio become, seriously?

Something that I think is totally wicked is that at this very moment, i am listening to Pandora... from my DVD player!! How phenomenal is that?! Pretty amazing, I say.
And when the Beatles or Simon and Garfunkel become a little old for a little while, it keeps on shuffling songs for you, so you really have nothing to worry about. You cleanse your musical palette with a new artist with each new song. I went from Simon and Garfunkel to Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)!

I sometimes wonder how brilliant people must be by working on such a simplistic idea. I am in awe.

Awe moment over.

All I have to say, this is definitely one of man's most useful ideas to date.

Break

Its kind of late to be posting a blog about break, but I had nothing else to write about.

So basically everything during my break was fine, we went to Kauai, Hawaii and I hung out with friends. Everything was great in Hawaii, warm weather, nice ocean view and cool shops.

Everything until the Thursday and Friday. Thursday was the day we were going to fly back home, our flight was at 6:45 am. So I wake up at 4 something to get ready and finish packing. We were a little bit late, but we still managed to get on the plane and we were sitting in first class so it was fine. We were all ready to take off and starting down the runway then the pilot tells us that they have to go back because something was wrong with the plane. I didn't think it was that bad because they were going to give us food and we could watch the shows they played on the screen. After about an hour of just sitting there, they tell us we have to get off the plane because they had to take off the door. They told us it wouldn't be until 8 until it was fixed. I think we were all getting restless. Since we were in first class we were able to go to the red carpet room to wait for our flight. There was free food so I was content. Then they announce that the flight would be delayed until 11 -__- So my dad decided to get a new flight. Our original flight was to go to LAX and have a connecting flight to SF. My dad got a new flight that went directly to SF in coach. That flight wasn't until 1 pm. So we ended up sitting in the red carpet room for 4 hours. We got to sit in first class for about an hour on the ground, not it air lol.

So we get off the plane in Sf ready to get our luggage and everything....except our luggage was still in LA. Because we switched flights, they didn't send over the luggage with us. So our luggage was stuck in LA. We didn't have our luggage for about a day. It was also raining when we went outside to get the car..it was nice welcome back -__-

On Friday I thought it was going to get better because all the things that happened, nothing could get worse. Well....I had spoken too soon. We had made plans to go to the mall on that Friday to meet up with our friends, and I was excited to see them and stuff. We were running late and I was just frantic. When I go in to turn on the car, the battery is dead. I was seriously furious. My sister had not closed her door all the way when we had left. So basically the door was open ALL week and she had killed the battery. I was mad because we were already late and we had no way of getting to the mall. Our friend ended up giving us a ride to mall so everything was fine after that.

Those last two days were pretty bad -___-

Wow this is a really long post. Sorry :/

It's a small world after all

At times, this world can seem so huge, considering there are 6,903,714,751 people in the world as of 3:42 on March 4, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. But maybe it is not really that big after all. The theme of Disney's It A Small World ride is that we all so similar despite how many of us there are or how far away we are from other countries. Also, technology has brought us together. Facebook can connect us with people all over the world. I, myself, have Facebook friends from both Italy and France. Yet, sometimes coincidences can also make this world seem a lot smaller. Just recently, I was talking with my friend, Mikaela Yerkes, and we discovered that we both lived in Arizona at the same time and we would have gone to the same high school if we both still lived there. Out of all the places to live in the world, both of us lived in two of the same exact towns at the same exact time. I was shocked. Even though the population is growing, we are still all human and will be connected no matter how far we are. So maybe it really is a small world after all.

Fun Fact: The population increased by 3,328 in the 24 minutes it took me to write this.

test

Test are never fun especially the week you get back from break. staying up all night to study then studying in all of your classes until the test is definitely tiring and stressful. On Wednesday I had my AP world test which i studied all night for; except for the three hours i slept. Then the next day i studied in all of my classes and the whole lunch. The whole process is stressful but it is really nice and reassuring when you have friends that are going through the same thing because, you can help each other and study together. Now today i get to find out what i got on the test:) lets hope that i did well!

Some things I was thinking about sort of

Well, I was reading the Yahoo News and I saw this article that was titled "The most typical face on the planet." It showed this image of this 28 year old Han man in China and said that there were 9 million men that fit this image. !!! That's amazing! What if there were 9 million me's walking around? : / So much for everyone being unique. http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110303/us_yblog_thelookout/the-most-typical-face-on-the-planet



On a different note, last night I was looking at the legal marrying ages in countries across the world and I was surprised at what I found. I never realized that different genders had different marrying ages in many countries. Like, in Japan, men have to be 20 to be married, but women only have to be 16. And in Venezuela girls only have to be 14. I don't know. It seems so young to be married, especially at this day and age.

UGHHHHHHHHH

So I never try and look cute for school. But today, for some weird reason, I woke up and was like, "I'm gonna try and look nice".
OF COURSE I WOULD THINK THIS ON A DAY WHEN ITS RAINING OUTSIDE.

I curl my hair all cute (I recently got a haircut, so my curly short hair looked very nice) and I dress up in a warm, but comfortable outfit and I even put on some light makeup.
THEN I STEPPED OUTSIDE.
It was windy and rainy and immediately I think, "Oh crap. Why God? WHY?!?!" I thought it was going to be sunny and beautiful today like it was yesturday. NOPE. It's randomly raining and I'm absolutely hating it. Goodbye beautiful hair. I guess we will try another day.



God has a horrible sense of humor.

America's Anti-Hero

Everything he does is a scandal. Personally, I find him revolting, but he is paid millions per episode to entertain us.

Here is a compilation of Charlie Sheen's Greatest quotes to date on the Live the Sheen Dream Blog. He also, apparently joined Twitter recently, so that we can see the craziness in real time.

Enjoy the madness until the school decides to block this!

click the title here for some time-wasting fun!

This is News!

This would have been the perfect side-bar to the teen pregnancy story. I literally saw this for the first time three hours after the print issue got sent in lol go figure. Click on the title of this blog (This is News!) and watch the video!

As far as the video, I love the humor. I was laughing so hard because of this...just ask Miss Holly all about it LOL. Beneath the humor, however, is a serious issue that thankfully, is getting better. The humor is more effective in getting the point across, but it also attracts a larger audience. And of course, the stereotypes...from the overprotective parent to the super easy girls to the guitar-playing-poem-writing-fake ID-owning jock...hahahahahaha good laugh.

And this, well this just goes to show how overprotective some moms are
http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-to-talk-to-your-teens-about-cody,19221/

oh and p.s. I love the idea of a mom being attracted to a senior boy hahahahah