Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Day One: Verbal Detox.

Today, our dear friend, Alisha McGoldrick, is beginning her verbal detoxification. Of late, she has been using certain...undesirable phrases with high frequency. The word in question is "shat" a derogatory exclamation of the "crap!" family. Everyday, her friends and family have experienced the shouts of "shat!" at any misfortune.

"We have an AP US test today? SHAT!"

"My flash cards suck? SHAT!"

It must stop. After some research that determined that breaking a habit takes roughly 30 days to break, Alisha vowed at 7:55 am on Wednesday, January 26th to clean up her mouth and take responsibility for her bad habit.

By 8:03am, a whopping eight minutes later, Alisha's willpower had broken.

2 comments:

Erika said...

You can do it Alisha. I believe in you. BUT I JUST HEARD YOU SAY IT AGAIN. NO MORE. NO MORE.

Brit said...

SHE HAS SAID IT AT LEAST 5 TIMES SINCE HER OATH!!!