kitties

I am hoping that no one will actually read this because it makes me sound like a crazy cat lady. I have two cats, one black one and one calico one. We got the black one in 2006, and she started out really nice. As soon as we got the calico one, our black cat turned feral. Well, kind of. She kept hissing and spitting at our new calico kitten. She would also disappear for days at a time. Then, she would run home and eat SOOO much and purr and drool to her heart's content. And that was fine.

Now, our calico is much bigger and stronger than our black cat. And she wants revenge. She'll sit on top of a chair or annoyingly close to our black cat, and just stare at her. The black cat gets so ANGRY and and just hisses and growled and its pathetic. And our calico is like "haha, im bigger than you now, suck it up." And then she'll chase her away. And I feel bad for the black cat, but really it is her fault in the first place.

We had a short experiment with a dog. She was a stray that my dad's work friends found. She was cute, and it turns out, quite devoid of a brain. God she was dumb, and annoying, and had bad breath. Well, she was a mutt/stray. Oh well. Anyway, our cats were temporarily united under a common enemy. They would sit on top of the kitchen chairs and bat at the dog as she would walk underneath. That poor, dumb dog. How i hated her. She had turned me off from small lap dogs. Now I want a big dog. But our bipolar cat would probably definitely run away. Oh, the struggle.