Princess Bride

So I just finished watching the movie, Princess Bride, for the first time ever with my boyfriend, Chris Duncan. Let's just say that movie is the most cheesiest movie ever. Seriously. It's from the 80's I believe and it has A LOT of room for improvement. Basically, this girl named Buttercup (what the hell type of name is that anyways for the main character?) is in love with this one guy whom she addresses as freaking "poor boy." How freaking messed up is that? Honestly, if you are loving someone, then don't freaking call them and make them feel horrible by calling them "POOR BOY." And then the guy leaves, and supposedly dies. Then a prince chooses to marry the stuck-up chick. And then she meets the guy that died, and yea...it's really freaking complicated, buy anyways. Yea, so when she sees the guy after he kidnaps her after she already got kidnapped. And then she pushed the guy down a steep mofo-ing hill, and while he's going down, he says something to spark her memory. Then all of a sudden, she's like "Holy crap! It's that one man I loved!" which then leads her to throw her own ass down the hill. And I'm sitting there saying "WTF" and laughing. She literally just threw her body over like a freaking cliff and then when she reaches the bottom, she just gets up and the two make out. It's as if the guy didn't remember that he was thrown down by her. I just don't understand this movie, and yes, I do know it's just a movie, but they could've tried to make it a little better, but whatever.