who sits here?!

this is a follow up to my jam hands story. whoever sits at this computer needs to know how disgusting this is. now not only are my keys still somewhat sticky, but there is a pool of stickiness around the mouse area, and there are plastic straw wrappers and ramen noodle crumbs everywhere. i also just noticed a moldy Dorito in the corner, and that’s exactly where its going to stay until the person who left it there cleans it up. so please clean up your grossness. you're not the only one who has to sit here.